can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

(Source: a-star-in-the-night-sky, via ibexitzsam)

nakedongreenbeers:

If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me. 

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i need to find a really hot person with really low standards

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bibbidibobbityboo:

brigwife:

If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar

And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much

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